The Blonde Driver and The Cop
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a cop who was also blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. ” ”
What does it look like? She finally asked.
The policewoman replied, “It’s square, and it has your photo on it.”
The driver eventually found a square mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the cop.
“Here it is,” she said.
The blond officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back, saying, “Okay, you can go.”
“I didn’t realize you were a cop.”
LOL!!
I hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A blonde, a brunette, and a black-haired girl are running.
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A blonde, a brunette, and a black-haired girl are running from the police.
So they run into a farm and split up.
The black-haired girl runs behind a cow.
The brunette runs behind a pig, and the blonde runs behind a sack of potatoes.
Night comes, and the police eventually find the barn and search it.
One of the policemen looks through the cattle and shines a light at the cows.
The black hair just yells “MOOOOOOOOOO.”
The policeman thinks nothing of it and moves on to the pigs.
Thinking fast, the brunette tries to mimic the pigs and yells “Oink, Oink.”
Once again, the policeman thinks nothing of it and moves on until he stumbles upon the sacks of potatoes.
The Blonde, in the best voice she can muster, yells, “POTATOES, POTATOES!”
LOL!!
I hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
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