A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.

A 15-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall.

They were stunned by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, “What is this father?”

The father (who had never seen an elevator) replied, “My son, I have never seen anything like this in my life; I don’t know what it is.”

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls open, and the lady walks into a small room between them.

The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the little numbers above the walls light up one by one.

They kept watching until it reached the last number, then the numbers began to light up in reverse order.

Finally, the walls opened up again, and a beautiful young woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son: “Go get your mother.”


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An Amish lady driving her horse

An Amish lady was driving her horse-drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer.
“I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer, “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.”

“I thank thee,” said the Amish lady, “I shall have my husband repair it as soon as we return home.”

“Also,” said the officer, “I noticed that one of the reins to your horse is tied around your horse’s t-e.s.t.i.c.l.e.s. Some might consider this to be ‘cruelty to animals’ so you’d best have your husband check this, too.”

“Again I thank thee,” the Amish lady said, “I shall have my husband check this also when I return home.”

True to her word, when the Amish lady returned home, she told her husband about the broken reflector and her husband said he would fix it right away.

“Also,” said the Amish lady, “the policeman said that there was something wrong with our emergency brake.”


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