A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”
LOL!!
Little Johnnie’s teacher asks the class a question.
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Little Johnnie’s teacher asks the class, ”If they saw anything interesting on the way to school.”
Little Susie said she saw a fluffy dog.
Little Billy said he saw a train.
Little Johnny said he saw a “flat” dog.
“Oh,” said the teacher.
“That’s terrible! “Was he run over?”
“No,” said little Johnny.
“Well, how do you know he was flat?”
replied little Johnny, “Well, he must have been! “There was another dog pumping him up.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
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