A blonde woman is driving down the road

A blonde woman is driving down the road.
She realizes she’s out of gas, so she stops at a gas station.

While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car.

So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.

She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock.

Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.

Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, “A little more to the left…a little more to the right!…”

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A blonde walks by a travel agency.

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A blonde walks past a travel agency and notices a sign in the window: “Cruise Special—$99!”
She walks in, puts her money on the counter, and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.”

The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.

A second blonde walks by a few minutes later, sees the sign, walks in, puts her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special.

She, too, is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.

Drifting into the stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde.

They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, “Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?”

The second blonde replies, ”They didn’t last year.”

LOL!!

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