One day, Little Johnny gets back early from school

One day, Little Johnny gets back early from school, and his dad says to him, “Johnny, where is your report card?”

Johnny replies, “Sorry, dad, I don’t have it.”

His father is furious and says, “Why not?”

Johnny replies, “I lent it to my friend; he wanted to scare his parents.”

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Little Johnny farts in the classroom. His teacher throws him out.

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Little Johnny farts in the classroom, and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and start laughing

The principal walks by him and then asks:

“Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”

“I farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.” said Johnny.

The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”

“Because they are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”

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