A man was speeding down an Alabama highway

A man was speeding down an Alabama highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed.

However, when they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

The officer handed him the citation, received his signature, and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was

speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair—there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”

“Ever go a-fishin’?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.

“Ummm, yeah,” the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, “Did you ever catch ’em all?”

LOL!!

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A man bought a new BMW.

A man in his mid-forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to see what the engine had.

As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

“There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought to himself and opened her up further.

The needle hit 90, then 100, and finally reality hit him, and he knew he shouldn’t run from the police, so he slowed down and pulled over.

The cop approached him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car.

“It’s been a long day; today is the end of my shift, and it’s Friday the 13th.” “I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”

The guy thought for a moment and said, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”

“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer, and he walked away.

I hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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