Two Men Are Waiting For A Train.

Two men are waiting for a train.
The younger man asks the older man for the time, but the older man ignores him.

After a while, the younger man again asks for the time, and again, the older man ignores him.

Frustrated, the younger man finally asks, “Why won’t you answer me when I ask you for the time?”

The older man sighs and explains: “Look, if I tell you the time, we’ll start to talk.” Then, when the train comes, you might sit down next to me. Perhaps we’ll get to know each other, and maybe I’ll eventually invite you to my house for dinner. Maybe then you and my daughter would really get along—why, you might even get engaged! “And why would I want a son-in-law who can’t even afford a watch?”


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An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.

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An old man is selling watermelons.
Its price list is 1 for $3 and 3 for $10.

A young man walks by and asks for a watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars,” says the old man.

The young man then buys another one and another one, paying $3 for each.

As the young man walks away, he turns around, smiles, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9?” “Maybe business is not your thing.”

The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny.” Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”


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