The Teacher Asks The Little Girls.
Teacher: “Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me a
At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.
Teacher: “Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny’s crude remarks.” It is very likely
that tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems – that if he says
anything that appears rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom.”
Everybody agreed to this plan.
Teacher: “Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead, Anita.”
Anita: “Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mummy doesn’t have to walk so far to get bread and milk.”
Teacher: “Very good Anita! Yes – Suzie!”
Suzie: “Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home.”
Teacher: “Excellent, thank-you Suzie! At this point, little Johnny’s hand shoots up and the teacher asks:
“Oh heavens, Johnny tells me what new development is being built near your home.”
Little Johnny: “Near my home, they are building a br0thel.”
All the young ladies get up and proceed to leave.
Little Johnny says,
“Hey, relax girls… it hasn’t opened yet!”
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