The Teacher Asks The Little Girls.

Teacher: “Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me a

At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.

Teacher: “Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny’s crude remarks.” It is very likely

that tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems – that if he says

anything that appears rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom.”

Everybody agreed to this plan.

Next day…

Teacher: “Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead, Anita.”

Anita: “Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mummy doesn’t have to walk so far to get bread and milk.”
Teacher: “Very good Anita! Yes – Suzie!”

Suzie: “Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home.”

Teacher: “Excellent, thank-you Suzie! At this point, little Johnny’s hand shoots up and the teacher asks:

“Oh heavens, Johnny tells me what new development is being built near your home.”

Little Johnny: “Near my home, they are building a br0thel.”

All the young ladies get up and proceed to leave.

Little Johnny says,

“Hey, relax girls… it hasn’t opened yet!”

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