Little Billy was at school one day
Little Billy was at school one day when the teacher asked the kids if they could use the word “definitely” in a sentence.
Well, the first little girl raised her hand and said, “Well, the trees are definitely green.”
The teacher said, “No, not really, because the trees turn yellow, red, and brown in the fall.”
The next little boy raised his hand and said, “The sky is definitely blue.”
The teacher said, “No, not really, because the sky can be all different colors.”
From the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand and asked, “Do farts have lumps?”
The teacher said, “No, Johnny, of course not; that’s silly.”
Then Johnny said, “Well, then, I definitely shit my pants!”
LOL!!
I hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
Billy Called Little Johnny.
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One day Billy called Little Johnny.
Billy: I’m in big trouble!
JOHNNY: Why is that?
Billy: I saw a mouse in my house!
JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Billy: “I don’t have one.”
JOHNNY: Well, then, buy one.
Billy: I can’t afford one.
JOHNNY: I can give you mine if you want.
Billy: That sounds good.
JOHNNY: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Billy: “I don’t have any cheese.”
Johnny said, “Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it, and put it in the trap.”
Billy: “I don’t have oil.”
JOHNNY: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Billy: “I don’t have bread.”
JOHNNY: Then what is the mouse doing in your house!?
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