Joke of the day.A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man below.
She descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me?” “I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man below replied, “You are in a hot air balloon hovering about 30 feet above the ground.” “You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
“You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist.
“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” replied the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I don’t know what to do with your information, and the fact is, I’m still lost.” Honestly, you haven’t been much help at all. If anything, you delayed my trip even more.
The man below replied, “You must be in management.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going.” You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. “You made a promise that you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?!
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An Elderly Man Wants a Job
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An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.
“Here is your first question.” The foreman says
“Without using numbers, represent the number nine?”
“Without numbers?”
The old man says, “That’s easy.”
And he proceeds to draw three trees.
“What is this?” asks the boss.
“You don’t have a brain?” “Tree plus tree plus tree makes nine.” Says the old man.
“Fair enough,” says the boss.
“Here is your second question.” Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99?”
The man stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn, makes a smudge on each tree, and hands it back.
The boss scratches his head and says,
“How on earth do you get that to represent 99?”
“Each of the trees is dirty now.” So it’s a dirty tree plus a dirty tree plus a dirty tree. It’s 99.”
“Okay, last question.” Again, the same rules, but represent the number 100?”
The old man stares into space again. Then he picks up the picture, makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and hands it back.
The boss looks at the picture of the man.
“You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred?”
The old man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers.
“A little dog came along and pooped by each tree.” So now you got dirty tree and a turd, plus dirty tree and a turd, plus dirty tree and a turd, which makes 100.”
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