Teacher asked L.Johnny a question during an arithmetic lesson.
Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.
”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher.
Little Johnny replied ”Eleven dollars”.
”Why eleven?” the teacher said.
”You may ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get it!” replied Little Johnny.
Little Johnny got an F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in Arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ I said 6.
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3 x 2?’
“What’s the f…k…….ng difference?” asks the father.
“That’s what I said!”
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