Teacher asked L.Johnny a question during an arithmetic lesson.

Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.

”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher.

Little Johnny replied ”Eleven dollars”.

”Why eleven?” the teacher said.

”You may ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get it!” replied Little Johnny.

Little Johnny got an F in Arithmetic

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in Arithmetic.

“Why?” asks the father.

“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ I said 6.

“But that’s right!”

“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3 x 2?’

“What’s the f…k…….ng difference?” asks the father.

“That’s what I said!”

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