A Blonde Interview
A young, blonde woman goes to an office for an interview.
The interviewer decides to start with the basics, “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?” He asks.
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before saying, “Ehh… 25!”
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can you tell us your height, please?”
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag.
Then she traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head.
She checks the measurement and announces: “Five foot three!”
This isn’t looking good, so the interviewer goes into the real basics of the interview, “And uh, just to confirm our records, your name please?”
The blonde moves her head side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, “Stephanie.”
The interviewer is completely baffled at this point and asks, “Just out of curiosity, miss.” “We can understand you counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?”
“Oh that!” replies the blonde, “That’s just me running through ‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you…’”
LOL!!
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A blonde goes into a Best Buy.
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A blonde walks into a Best Buy.
She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again the clerk says he doesn’t serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, “How do you know I am a blonde?”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, “That’s not a TV—it’s a microwave.”
LOL!!
I hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
