A Texas Man Walks Into an Irish Pub

A Texas man walks into an Irish pub.
He asks the guests, “I will bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.”

People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except for an Irishman who leaves the bar.

Some time passes, and the Irishman returns to the pub and approaches the Texan. “Is your bet still on the table?”

The Texas man replies, “Sure it is! “Bartender, get this man his drinks.”

The bartender lines up 10 pints of Guinness at the bar.

The Irishman starts drinking and drinks all the Guinness in less than 5 minutes.

Astonished, the Texas man hands over the money and asks, “Well, can I ask you where you went earlier?” Did you go to prepare in some ancient Irish way?”

“No. “I went to the pub next door first to see if I could do it.”


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A Texas Elderly Gentleman Asked A Waiter.

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An old man from Texas asked a waiter to bring a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman.
The waiter gave the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating the sender.

She considered the wine coldly for a second without looking at the man and decided to send a reply note to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read, “For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants.”

After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in return.

He folded the note, handed it to the waiter, and instructed him to return it to the woman.

It read: “For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, a Porsche Turbo, a Toyota Prius, and a Matrix in my garage; beautiful homes in Aspen, Colorado, and Miami; and a 10,000-acre ranch in Texas. There are over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three i-n.ches off. Just send the bottle back!


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