Blonde Horseback Riding

A blonde named Anna decides to try horseback riding even though she has no experience.
She rides the horse unassisted and the horse immediately jumps in motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde starts to slide from the saddle.

Horrified, she grabs the horse’s mane but doesn’t seem to have a firm grip.

She tries to put her arms around the horse’s neck, but still slides down the horse’s side anyway.

The horse gallops along.

Seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Eventually, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap clear away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot gets stuck in the stirrup:

She is now at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, when to her great relief…

Frank the Bunning’s greeter, saw her dilemma and reached over and unplugged the rocking horse.

LOL!!

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A Blonde Buys Two Horses.

A blonde buys two horses and can’t tell them apart.
So she asks the farmer next door what she should do.

He says to cut one of their tails off.

So she does.

But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off.

So she can’t tell them apart again.

She asks the farmer for advice a second time.

He tells her to cut one of the horse’s ears.

So she does.

But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.

She is still confused.

She asks the farmer what to do.

He tells her to measure them.

She comes back and says, “The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!”]

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