One mamma cow and four baby calves on a farm
There are five cows, a momma cow, and four baby calves on a farm.
The first baby comes up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why am I called Rose?”
The mommy cow replies, “Well, honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The next calf walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?”
The mommy cow replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name, Daisy?”
The mommy cow replies again, “Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”
The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!”
The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”
LOL!!
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A farmer who had a herd of pigs.
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?”
“Because I’m from the Animals Protection Association and I think you shouldn’t feed them the way you should, they shouldn’t eat waste.”
Then he fined the farmer.
A few days later, another person arrived and asked the same question.
The farmer replied, “Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak… why?
“Because I’m from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat.”
And he fined the farmer.
Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question.
The hesitant farmer answered after a thoughtful few minutes: “Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want.”
LOL!!
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