A blonde women got parking ticket.

A man got a parking ticket.

A blonde was charged in court for parking his car on the wrong side of the road.

Judge: Why did you park your car in a no-parking area?

Blonde: Your honor, the sign read, Fine for Parking. So I thought it was fine to park my car there!

A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.

A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.

A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: “Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying: “Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!

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