A Crusty Old Man Walks Into A Bank.

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, “I want to open a d-a.mn checking account.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”

“Listen up, d-a.mn it. I said I want to open a d-a.mn checking account now!”

“I’m so sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.”

The bank teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.

The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that sort of language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks the old biker, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”

“There’s no d-a.mn problem,” the man says. “I just won 50 million dollars in the d-a.mn lottery and I want to open a d-a.mn checking account in this d-a.mn bank!”

“I see,” says the manager, “And is this b-i.tch giving you a hard time?”

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An Old Man Came Into A Shop.

An elderly man walked into a store with a “Salesman Wanted” sign in a window.
He walked up to the owner and said, “I-I-I w-w-want that j-joooob-b.”

“I don’t know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment,” said the owner.

“I h-h-have a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s-six k-k-kkkids, iii-I need this thi-thi-this j-j job!” the man said.

“OK. Here are three Bibles. Go out and sell them,” the owner said.

So the man went out and came back an hour later.

“H-here-sss, your money M-M,” the older man said.

The owner was impressed, so he gave the man an extra dozen Bibles and sent him out.

The man came back in two hours later and said, “Her-ers y-yooour m-m-money.”

The owner said, “This is fantastic. You sold more Bibles in three hours than anyone has sold in a week. Tell me, what do you say to the people when they come to the door?”

“W-well,” said the old man, “I r-r-ring the d-door bell, a-a-and s-s-say ‘H-Hel-Hello, M-m-maaaaddam, d-d-do you w-w- want t-t-t-to buy thi-thi-this B-B-Bible, oooor d-d-do y-you w-w-want m’me t-toooo read it t-t-t-t-to you?

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