The Teacher In Class Asks Riddles.
The teacher in class asks riddles.
She asks little Johnny: “It’s a small animal with 4 legs. What is it?”
Little Johnny says: “Dog.”
The teacher replies: “But could be a cat too. Alright, another one. It’s a long, thin animal with no legs.”
Little Johnny: “A snake.”
Teacher: “Could be. But could also be an eel.”
Little Johnny: “Alright, I have a riddle for you. When you put it in, it’s long and hard. And when you take it out, it’s small and wet.”
She turns red and slaps little Johnny across the face.
He then smiles through his painful grin and replies: “Could be that, but usually, it’s chewing gum.”
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A teacher asked her students to correct a sentence
A teacher asked her students to correct a sentence.
“Correct this sentence: A bull and a cow is grazing in the field,” said the teacher.
The students began scribbling on their notebooks, trying to figure out what was wrong with the sentence.
After a while, one of the students raised his hand.
“Yes, Donny, what is the correct form of the sentence?”
Little Donny got up and confidently said: “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.”
“Could you please explain how?” asked the teacher.
The little boy smiled shyly and said, ” Because ladies first.”
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