A Man Walks Up To The Department Store Counter.
So a man walks up to the counter of the department store.
“Two pairs of underwear please.”
The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief.
“Only two pairs of underwear?”
“Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.”
The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order.
A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.”
“Only 5 huh?”
“Yeah, I wear one every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.”
The man behind the counter shakes his head.
“Well, you’re better than the last guy!”
A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.”
“Finally a man who knows hygiene!”
“Yes, I do try. One for every day and I do my laundry on Sunday.”
At the end of the day, a fourth man, an old man, walks into the underwear department.
“12 pairs of underwear please.”
“Wow! You must be really clean!”
The old man smiles.
“Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…”
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A Man Gets Fired from Job at Walmart
After getting my new job as a Walmart greeter, a great find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two children and yelled obscenities at them through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. You have nice children there. Are they twins?”
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Damn no, they’re not twins. The older 9 and the other 7. Why the hell do you think they’re twins? are you blind or stupid?”
So I said, “I’m not blind or stupid Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone s-lept with you twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
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