An Old Lady Calls Her Neighbour.

An old lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s done?”

The little silver-haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle pieces spread over the table.

He studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he says with a deep sigh.”


**” Let’s put all of the Corn Flakes back in the box.”**


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A Little Old Lady Buys Cat Food.

A little old lady went to buy some cat food.
She picked up three cans, but the clerk said, “I’m sorry, we can’t sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat.”

So the lady went home, brought in her cat, and was sold the cat food. . . .

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn’t buy them without proof.

So the old lady went home, brought her dog, and was sold the dog food. . . .

One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.

The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”

The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.

So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out, and exclaimed, “That smells like crap.” . . .

The lady replied, “It is. I want to buy eight rolls of toilet paper.”


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