A man buys 2 apple seeds and becomes smarter.

A man was idling in the street, bored when he saw a man selling apples close by.

He approached the man, and asked, “How much do these apples cost?”.

The vendor replied, “An apple costs $1 and an apple seed costs $2.”.

Confused, the man asked, “Why are you selling the seeds? and why are they so expensive?”.

The vendor said, “Apple seeds are actually known to make you so many times smarter. Why don’t you try them?”.

Skeptical, the man handed over $4 and purchased two seeds. As he walked a little bit away and started chewing them, he realized that he could have just bought an apple and eaten those seeds.

Hurrying back to the vendor, he asked, “Don’t you realize that people could just buy an apple and eat those seeds instead of buying seeds separately?”.

The vendor smiled, and said, “See? I told you that you’ll become smarter!”

A guy goes to the Post Office for a job interview.

A guy goes to the Post Office for a job interview.

The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

The guy replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

The interviewer thinks a little bit and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 am to 4 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10 am and plan on starting at 10 am every day.”

The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, why don’t you want me here until 10 am?”

“This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee. So there’s no point in your coming in for that.”



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