A man walks into a bar and sees two gangsters chating
A man walks into a bar and sees two gangsters chatting.
One of them lifts his shirt, showing a horrible scar on his chest, and says “Kansas City”.
The other does the same, lifts his shirt and shows a big scar on his back, and says “Boston city”.
The man approaches them, lifts his shirt and shows a scar on the right side of his belly, and says “Appendicitis…”
A teacher asked the student why his feet didn’t turn red
A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clearer,
he said “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would rush into it, and I should turn red in the face.”
“Yes, sir.” the boys
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, my feet don’t turn red from blood?”
Little Johnny shouted, “It’s because your feet aren’t empty.”
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