L.Johnny Was Busy Sleeping In Class.

Little Johnny was busy sleeping in class when the lesson was going on.
The teacher caught him and asked him.

Teacher: Why are you sleeping while I was teaching? You’re not listening!

Little Johnny: Madam, your voice was so sweet, that’s why I slept off.

Teacher: Then why are others not sleeping?

Little Johnny: Because they are not listening.

Teacher: OK, if you said you were listening, give me 10 examples of wild animals!

Little Johnny: Hahahahahaha, this I can’t answer? Common ten examples of wild animals? The question is too easy.

Teacher: Just answer it.

Little Johnny: Ok! Ten examples of wild animals are 4 lions, 3 cobras, 2 tigers, and 1 gorilla.

Teacher fainted.

LOL!!

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Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom.

Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out!
He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.

The principal walks by and sees him.

He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”

“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny said.

The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”

“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”

LOL!!

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