Grandma and Her Boyfriend
One day, a 5-year-old girl went to visit her grandmother.
While playing with her toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, she looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my friend. I can sit in my room and watch all day. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I’m really happy with the TV as my boyfriend.”
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.
The little girl heard the doorbell ring, so she hurried to open the door and there stood a man.
The man said, “Hello, little girl, is your grandmother at home?”
The little girl replied, “Yes, but she’s in the bedroom hitting her boyfriend.”
The kids are amazing! Their innocent explanations often lead to hilarious moments.
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma’s house as fast as he could.
“Where’s my bucket and my water?” She asked.
“I can’t get any water from that water hole, there’s a mean ol’ alligator down there!”
“Don’t worry about the old alligator anymore, Johnny.
He’s been there for years and he’s never been hurt, nobody.
Why is he probably as scared of you as you are of him!”
“Well, Grandma,” Johnny replied, “if he’s as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain’t fit to drink!”
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