Teacher asked little Johnny to do the additon.

The teacher asked Little Johnny:

“If you had a quarter,” quizzed the teacher,” and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?”

“One quarter.” answered little Johnny.

“You don’t know your arithmetic!” snapped the teacher shaking her head.

Little Johnny shook his head too, “You don’t know my dad!”

Little Johnny’s father farted.

Little Johnny’s father farted.

The son asked his father: “What was that?”

His father said: “My sweet that is ‘north wind.’”

When he went to school the teacher asked the class: “Who knows the direction of the north wind?

Little Johnny shouted: “My daddy’s a-ss!”


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