A Little Old Lady Goes Into The Store.

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She wonders about the large selection of toilet paper.

“Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences between all these toilet papers?”

“Well,” he replies pointing out one brand, ”this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll.”

He grabs another and says, “This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.”

He points to the bottom shelf and says, “We call that our No Name brand, and it’s 20 cents per roll.”

“Give me the No Name,” she says.

She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager, and says, “Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.”

“Why?” he asks.

“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it doesn’t take crap off anybody!”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

A Little Old Lady Buys Cat Food.

little old lady went to buy some cat food.
She picked up three cans, but the clerk said, “I’m sorry, we can’t sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat.”

So the lady went home, brought in her cat, and was sold the cat food. . . .

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn’t buy them without proof.

So the old lady went home, brought her dog, and was sold the dog food. . . .

One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.

The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”

The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.

So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out, and exclaimed, “That smells like crap.” . . .

The lady replied, “It is. I want to buy eight rolls of toilet paper.”

LOL!!!

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