A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding
A police officer attempts to stop a speeding car and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph.
He finally realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I’ll let you go.”
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, “My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!”
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer…” The man began, “I can explain.”
“Just be quiet,” the officer snapped. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back…”
“But officer, I just wanted to say…”
“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.
The guy looked really down, so to cheer him up a bit he said, “Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” came the gloomy answer from the cell.
“I’m the groom.”
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