A Man Walks Past A Beggar
A man walks past an elderly beggar every day and gives him $10 for a year.
Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $7.50.
“Well,” the elderly beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.”
A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $5.
“What’s going on now?” the elderly beggar asks his donor.
“First you give me $10 every day, then $7.50, and now only $5. What’s the problem?”
“Well,” the man says, “my eldest son went to university last year. It was very expensive, so I had to cut costs. My eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”
“And how many children do you have?” the elderly beggar asks.
“Four,” the man replies.
“Well,” says the old beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”
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A Man and a Cab Driver
A man was heading home from work.
Unfortunately, the bus was canceled so he had to call a cab.
While in the cab, he noticed that the driver was missing a turn at an intersection.
The man gently tapped the driver on his shoulder and said, “Sorry Sir, but…”
The cab driver shouted: “AAAAAAHHHH!” and lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, missed a biker, scraped a fire hydrant, and stopped just 1 foot from a department store shop window.
For a full 3 seconds, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver slowly turned around and said, “Look, never do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I had no idea that a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver. For 25 years I have been driving a hearse!”
No wonder he was surprised!
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