An Old Lady Was Driving On The Highway.

One day an old lady was driving on the highway.
She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit.

However, when she looked in her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind!

And to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights.

She thought, “Uh-oh, what have I done now?” I am not speeding. I’m not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!”

So she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car.

She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn’t deserve it.

A policeman walked up to her window and spoke to her.

The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf.

The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back, “I know. I’m here to tell you that your horn is stuck.”

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

An Old Lady In A Parking Space.

An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes drove around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
The little old lady was so upset that she approached the man and said, “I was going to park there!”

The man was a real smart alec and he said, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”

“Well, this really upset the lady, even more, So she got in her car and backed it up, and then she stomped on the gas and plowed straight into his Mercedes.

The young man ran back to his car and asked, “What did you do that for?”

The little old lady smiled and told him, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”

LOL!!