A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons.
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.
They both said they wanted pancakes. As the pancakes were almost finished and the syrup was being heated in the microwave, the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother, who was also a Sunday School teacher, saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus.
Little Johnny gets a loan
Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.
”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher.
Little Johnny replied ”eleven dollars”.
”Why eleven?” the teacher said.
”You may ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get it!” replied Little Johnny.
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