Joke of the day.The Teacher Was Telling The Kids.

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees.
She explained that “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.”

Little Johnny – at the back of the class – raises his hand and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss?”

“I think you’re getting your birds mixed up.”

“My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”

LOL!! So cute!!

Teacher Knows Her Student Cheated On His Test

One day in class, Ms. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after an exam and said, “Jimmy, I have a feeling you cheated on your tests.
Jimmy was amazed and asked Mrs. Thompson to prove it.

“Well,” Ms. Thompson said, “I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president? “and the little girl sitting next to you, Penny, wrote ‘George Washington’ and so did you.”

“So? Everyone knows that he was the first president.”

“Now wait a minute,” Ms. Thompson said. “The next question was, ‘Who f-r.eed the s-l.aves? “Penny wrote ‘Abraham Lincoln’ and so did you.”

“Well, I read the history book last night and remembered that,” Jimmy said.

“Wait, wait,” Ms. Thompson said. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’

Penny wrote “I don’t know” and you wrote, “Me neither.”

LOL! He probably thought he would get away with it too!

The teacher always knows.

Hope this funny story makes you smile! Have a nice day!

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