Little Johnny Talk To His Mother.

“Hey Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?”
“Certainly not.”

“If you do,” he continued, “then I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”

His mother’s ears pricked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money.

“Well? What did he say?”

”He said, ‘Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my all socks tomorrow. All of them are dirty.’”


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L.Johnny’s mom driving her car on the highway

Little Johnny was with his mother as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway.
She tried to follow the traffic, but they were flying by her.

After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down the road, she looked at her speedometer to see she is doing 15 miles over the speed limit.

Slowing down she moved over to the side to let the group of cars get ahead.

She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car.

She stopped and waited for the officer to come up to her car.

As he did he said, “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”

Little Johnny piped up from the back seat, “I do! It’s because you couldn’t catch the other cars.”


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