A Blonde Gets Lost In A Snowstorm

A blonde driving a car got lost in a snowstorm.
She didn’t panic, however, as she remembered what her father had told her once. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it.”

Sure enough, a snowplow arrived and she started to follow it.

She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.

Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.

The blonde explained that her father told her to follow a plow if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm.

The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Walmart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”


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Ice Fishing Blonde

A blonde who was given a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.
Early the next morning, she got all of her gear together and headed out to the ice.

When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in.

Then suddenly she heard a voice saying, “There are no fish in there”.

So she moved to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her that there were no fish in there.

So she moves again and the voice tells her that there are no fish in there.

So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.

“How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde.

So the man cooly says “Well, first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”


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