Two little boys go into the grocery store

Two little boys go into the grocery store.
One is nine, one is four.

The nine-year-old grabs a box of t-ampons from the shelf of the grocery store and carries it to the register for check-out.

The cashier asks, “Oh, that must be for your mother, right?”

The nine-year-old replies, “Nope, not for my mom.”

Without thinking, the cashier responded, “Well, they must be for your sister then?”

The nine-year-old quipped, “Nope, not for my sister either.”

The cashier had now become curious, “Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?”

The nine-year-old says, “They are for my four-year-old little brother.”

The cashier is surprised, “Your four-year-old little brother?”

The nine-year-old explains, “Well, on TV they say if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!”

LOL!! Little kids can be incredibly fun!

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

A Little Boy Goes to the Zoo With Dad

A little boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.

He wondered where all the other animals were but was still happy to see the horses.

“Great,” the boy replied.

“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.

“Great,” the boy replied.

“Did you and your father have a good time?” His mother asked.

“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” the boy exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”


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