A Little Boy was on the bus. He needed to fart.

A little boy was on the bus the other day and he really needed to fart.

Luckily the music was really loud so he timed his farts with the beat, and after a couple of songs, he began to feel better.

As he left the bus though, he noticed everyone was staring at me in disgust.

That’s when I remembered I was listening to my iPod.

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