A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble

A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and loses all his money.
He doesn’t even have enough for a cab, but he flagged one down anyway.

He explained to the driver that he would pay him back next time and gave him his phone number, but the driver told him, “Get the HELL out of my cab!”

So he walked all the way to the airport and got home.

Some time rolls by and he decides to go back to Vegas again and this time he wins BIG.

He gets his bags and is ready for the airport with all his new winnings.

There is a line of cabs and at the very end, he sees the driver from the last time that kicked him out.

He stood there for a while and thought about how can he get his revenge on that driver.

So he gets into the first cab.

“How much is it to the airport?” He asks.

The driver says, “$15.”

“Great, how much for you to s-leep with me on the way there?”

The cab driver says, “Get the hell out of my cab.”

So he goes to the next one and asks the same thing. “How much to the airport?”


“Great, how much for you to s-leep with me on the way there?”

And that cab driver also tells him to get the hell out of his cab.

He does this all the way down the line of drivers, each one kicking him out.

He finally gets to the last driver, the one from his last trip.

The driver doesn’t recognize him and he asks, “Hey, how much to the airport?”

The driver responds, “$15”.

The guy hands him $15 and says, “Great, let’s go!”

And so the driver leaves, and slowly drives past all the other drivers who are staring out their window while the guy in the back smiles at them enthusiastically while giving them the thumbs up!


Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

A Man and a Cab Driver

A man was heading home from work.
Unfortunately, the bus was canceled so he had to call a cab.

While in the cab, he noticed that the driver was missing a turn at an intersection.

The man gently tapped the driver on his shoulder and said, “Sorry Sir, but…”

The cab driver shouted: “AAAAAAHHHH!” and lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, missed a biker, scraped a fire hydrant, and stopped just 1 foot from a department store shop window.

For a full 3 seconds, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver slowly turned around and said, “Look, never do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I had no idea that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver. For 25 years I have been driving a hearse!”

No wonder he was surprised!


Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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