A Dad Asks Questions To His Son Johnny.

Dad: who do u like more, mum or dad?
Little Johnny: both

Dad: okay, if I go to London and your mum goes to Canada, where will you go?

Little Johnny: Canada

Dad: that shows you love your mum more?

Little Johnny: no, it shows I love Canada more than London

Dad: okay, if I go to Canada your mum goes to London, where will you go?

Little Johnny: London

Dad replied angrily: why?

Little Johnny: why the anger, I chose London because I have been to Canada before.

Dad: when did you go to London?

Little Johnny: during the first question.

LOL!!

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L.Johnny and Darkest Secret

At school, a classmate told Little Johnny that most adults have at least one dark secret and it is very easy to earn money from them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home and when he is greeted by his mother, he says: “I know the whole truth”.

His mom quickly gives him $20 and says, “Don’t tell your dad.”

The boy happily waits for his father to come home from work and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.”

The father immediately gives him $40 and says, “Please don’t tell the secret to your mother.”

Johnny is very happy to go to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “So come give your real father a big hug.”

This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!

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