An Old Lady Wanted to Withdraw $500

The old lady gave her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I want to withdraw $500.”

The bank teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.”

The elderly lady then asked, “Why?”

The teller irritably told her, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.” She then returned the card to the old lady. The elderly lady remained silent.

But she returned the card to the bank teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all my money.”

The teller was amazed when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old lady, “I’m sorry, Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank doesn’t have much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”

The elderly lady then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?” The teller told her, “Any amount up to $300,000.”

The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account.

The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully. The elderly lady put $500 in her bag and asked the teller to return the remaining $299,500 to her account.


Don’t mess with Senior Citizens!!!

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A Little Old Lady Phone Her Bank.

A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre.
“Is that the High Street branch?” she asked.

“No, madam,” replied the voice at the other end.

“It is now company policy to deal with telephone calls centrally.”

“Well, I really have to talk to the branch,” said the old lady.

“Madam, if you just let me know your query, I’m sure I can help you.”

“I don’t think you can, young man. I need to speak to the branch.”

The call center operator was adamant.

“There’s nothing that the branch can help you with that can’t be dealt with by me.”

“Very well then,” sighed the old lady.

“Can you just check on the counter? Did I leave my gloves behind when I came in this morning?”


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