A high-class-looking woman sat down next to me on the train.

A high-class-looking woman sat down next to me on the train.

I took in a breath and asked aloud, “What’s that smell?”

She turned to me, looked down her nose, and said, “Chanel, 500 dollars an ounce.” She turned away.

About 10 minutes later, I let out a silent fart.

She turns to me and asks, “What’s that smell?”

I say, “Broccoli, $1.49 a pound.”

A man walks into a barbershop and says

A man walks into a barbershop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoeshine.”

The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a gorgeous woman kneels down and shines his shoes.

The man says, “Hi there. You know, would you like to spend time with me in a nice place.”

She replies, “My husband wouldn’t like that.”

The man says, “Tell him you’re working overtime, I’ll give you more money”

She says, “You tell him. He’s the one shaving you.”

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