A young boy Johnny is pulling his wagon up a hill.
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill.
The young boy said, “I’ll be darned.”
A local pastor heard him and said, “You shouldn’t say that.
The next time your wheel falls off say: ‘Praise the Lord.’”
The next day, the young boy is pulling his wagon up the hill and the wheel falls off and rolls down the hill.
The young boy said, “Praise the Lord.”
The wheel stops rolling, turns around, rolls back up the hill, and puts itself back on the wagon.
The young boy, very surprised, exclaims, “I’ll be darned!”
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A young boy was caught fishing by a game warden
A boy named Little Johnny with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game warden.
The game warden asked the boy, “May I see your fishing license, please?”
“No, sir,” the boy replied.
“I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?!”
“Yes. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take ’em home.”
“What a line of baloney… you’re under arrest.”
Little Johnny said, “It’s the truth, I’ll show you! We do this all the time!!”
“WE do, now, do WE?” smirked the warden.
“PROVE it!”
The Little Johnny released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, WHUT?” said Little Johnny.
The warden asked, “When are you going to call em back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH,” replied the warden!
“Whut fish?” asked Little Johnny.
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