A Zoo Keeper Is Ordering New Animals.

A zoo keeper is ordering new animals.
As he fills out the forms, he types “two mongeese”.

That doesn’t look right, so he tries “two mongoose” and then “two mongooses”.

Giving up, he types: “One mongoose, and while you are at it, send another one.”


Little Johnny Goes to the Zoo

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.

He wondered where all the other animals were but were still happy to see the horses.

“Great,” Little Johnny replied.

“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.

“Great,” Little Johnny replied.

“Did you and your father have a good time?” His mother asked.

“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” Little Johnny exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”


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