Five Cows On A Farm
There are five cows, a momma cow, and four baby calves on the farm.
The first baby comes up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why am I called Rose?”
The mommy cow replies, “Well, honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The next calf walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?”
The mommy cow replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name, Daisy?”
The mommy cow replies again, “Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”
The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!”
The momma cow says, “Honey, shut up, Cinderblock!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A Horse Is In A Pub.
A horse in a pub having a few beers when he spots a donkey in the corner, so he goes over for a chat.
The donkey asks, “What do you do for a living?”
The horse says, “I run on the flats in the summer and do the jumps in the winter.”
And the donkey says, “I work with the children on the beach.”
Then he asks the horse, “Did you win anything?”
The horse replies, “Yes, on the flats I won the Oaks, St. Leger, and the Derby. And over the jumps, I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup.”
They arrange to meet at the donkey’s house the following week, and the donkey thinks, “I really have to impress this guy… he has done everything.”
So he goes out and buys a big picture of a Zebra and hangs it above his fireplace.
The horse arrives and says, “Lovely place you have here, and who’s that in the picture on the wall?”
The donkey replied, “That’s me when I played for Juventus..”
LOL!!
