A Blonde Bought A New Car

A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from someplace far off, to meet this friend.
She reached there in a few hours.

After spending a few days there, she decided to return and called up her mother to expect her in the evening.

But she didn’t come home that evening or the next day.

When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened.

She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!”


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A blonde was driving down a highway

A blonde was driving down a highway and suddenly a policeman sitting on the roadside turns on him flashing red lights.
The blonde saw the red lights pull over to the side of the road and waits for the cop.

When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady, you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile an hour zone.”

The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”

To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look… that was a highway number sign, this is Highway 43, and you’re going 43 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.”

The blonde repeats her story again claiming she was not speeding.

The cop scratches his head and returns to his car to ask his bald partner what he should do.

After telling the story to his bald partner, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”


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