A man walks into a bar and orders 12 expensive whiskey shots.
A man walks into a bar and quickly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots.
The bartender lines 12 up shot glasses and fills them up.
The man quickly downs all 12 of them back to back and taps the bar, “Again.”
The bartender looks a little surprised but lines up 12 more shots.
The man quickly fired all 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots and hit the bar again.
The bartender, clearly concerned, fills up 12 more shots and lines them on the bar.
The man quickly downs all 12 shots and hits the bar, “again.”
The bartender says, “Hold up man! You gotta slow down!”
The man said, “Believe me, if you had what I had, you’d be drinking this fast too.”
“My God,” the bartender says, quietly leaning over the bar he asks, “What do you HAVE?”
“A dollar.”
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A Man Walks Into A Bar
A man walks into a bar and as he walks towards the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.
As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in.
Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender.
The man walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, “I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass.”
The bartender thinks that this guy is crazy, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees.
The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins.
The man sprays beer all over the bar.
He doesn’t even touch the shot glass.
When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, “Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?”
The man answers, “Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar.”
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