Two roaches having a discussion

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages in a discussion about a new restaurant.

“I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It’s so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere–it’s so sanitary that the whole place shines.”

“Please,” said the other roach frowning. “Not while I’m eating!”

An elephant and a turtle.

An elephant was drinking at a watering hole when a turtle approached.

The elephant looked at the turtle for a minute and then gave it a swift kick. The turtle flew through the air and landed several hundred feet away.

A zebra standing close by asked, “Why did you kick that turtle?”

“Well,” the elephant replied, “That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago.”

“And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory.”

The elephant looked at the zebra for a minute and said,

“I have turtle recall.”

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