A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia.
There he meets an Australian farmer and talks.

The Australian shows off his large wheat field and the Texan says: “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.

Then they walk around the ranch for a bit and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.

The Texan farmer immediately said: “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”

The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asked, “And what are those”?

The Australian responds with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”

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A Texas Man Walks Into an Irish Pub

A Texas man walks into an Irish pub.
He asks the guests, “I will bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.”

People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except an Irishman who leaves the bar.

Some time passes and the Irishman returns to the pub and approaches the Texan. “Is yer bet still on the table?”

The Texas man replies, “Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks.”

The bartender lines up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar.

The Irishman starts drinking and drinks all the Guinness in less than 5 minutes.

Astonished, the Texas man hands over the money and asks, “Well, can I ask you where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient Irish way?”

“No. I went to the pub next door first to see if I could do it.”


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