Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop.

When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him.
“I’ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks how old you are, tell him you’re 5 and I won’t have to pay.”

The bus pulls up, they get on, and Mum pays for an adult return to the town center.

The driver then asks the boy.

“And what is your name, young man?”

He proudly replies. “I’m Johnny.”

The driver enquires.

“And how old are you, Johnny?”

“I’m only 5 years old.”

“And when will you be 6?”

“As soon as I get off the bus!”

LOL!!

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L.Johnny’s mom driving her car on the highway

Little Johnny was with his mother as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway.
She tried to follow the traffic, but they were flying by her.

After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down the road, she looked at her speedometer to see she is doing 15 miles over the speed limit.

Slowing down she moved over to the side to let the group of cars get ahead.

She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car.

She stopped and waited for the officer to come up to her car.

As he did he said, “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”

Little Johnny piped up from the back seat, “I do! It’s because you couldn’t catch the other cars.”

LOL!!

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