A Man and Smart Witty Beggar

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2, and that continues for a year.
Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50.

“Well,” he thinks, “it’s always better than nothing.”

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $1.00.

“What’s going on now?” The beggar asks his donor.

“First you give me $2 every day, then $1.50, and now only $1, what’s the problem?”

“Well,” the man says, “my eldest son went to college last year. It’s very expensive so I had to cut the costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”

“And how many children do you have?” Asks the beggar.

“Four,” the man replies.

“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”


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A Man Gets Fired from Job at Walmart

After getting my new job as a Walmart greeter, a great find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two children and yelled obscenities at them through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. You have nice children there. Are they twins?”

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Damn no, they’re not twins. The older 9 and the other 7. Why the hell do you think they’re twins? are you blind or stupid?”

So I said, “I’m not blind or stupid Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone s-lept with you twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.


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