An Old Man Was Playing Golf.

“How was your golf game, dear?” Tracy, Jack’s wife, asked.
“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight got so bad that I couldn’t see where the ball went.”

“But you’re seventy-five, Jack!” admonished his wife,

“Why don’t you take my brother Scott with you?”

“But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” Jack protested.

But he has perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball,” Tracy pointed out.

The next day, Jack teed off with Scott looking on.

Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.

” Do you see it?” asked Jack.

” Yup,” Scott answered.

” Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

”I forgot.”


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An Old Man Is Walking Along The Street.

An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.
He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now.”

So he walks in and sits down at a table.

The waitress comes over and asks what he wants.

The old man asks, “What’s your Exotic Breakfast?”

“Baked tongue of chicken,” she proudly replies.

The old man shouts, “Baked tongue of chicken! Have you any idea how disgusting that is? I’d never even think about eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth! Urgh!!”

The waitress is a little taken aback but stays calm and asks him,
“No problem, sir. What would you prefer, then?”

The old man says, “Just bring me some scrambled eggs.”

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