An Old Man Playing Golf.

“How was your golf game, dear?” Tracy, Jack’s wife, asked.
“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight got so bad that I couldn’t see where the ball went.”

“But you’re seventy-five, Jack!” admonished his wife,

“Why don’t you take my brother Scott with you?”

“But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” Jack protested.

But he has perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball,” Tracy pointed out.

The next day, Jack teed off with Scott looking on.

Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.

” Do you see it?” asked Jack.

” Yup,” Scott answered.

” Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

”I forgot.”

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An Old Man In Pawn Shop.

An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop with an old, weathered guitar.
“I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think it’s worth?” asks the old man.

The pawnbroker looks it up and down.

“Well I can tell right now that there’s a little warping in the neck, the lacquer is faded and there are scratches and dents all over it. It’s an old, well-played guitar but I don’t think it’s worth any more than twenty bucks.”

The old man reaches his hand out and says.

“Okay, if that’s what you think it’s worth, you have a deal!”

“Great!” Replies the pawnbroker, shaking his hand.

“Here’s twenty bucks.” Says the old man.

“I’ll buy it right now!”

The broker stops and suddenly looks confused.

“Wait, buy?” He asks.

“Yes!” Smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over.

“This one has a sticker price of $150, but now that I have your honest opinion I think twenty bucks is a great deal.”

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